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Trombone Jokes
What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw?
It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw.
How can you make a french horn sound like a trombone?
Take your hand out of the bell and miss all of the notes!
What is a gentleman?
Somebody who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't.
What do you call a trombonist with a beeper and a cellular telephone?
An optimist.
What is the difference between a dead trombone player lying in the road, and a dead squirrel lying in the road?
The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig.
How many trombonists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but he'll do it too loudly.
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist's car?
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.
What kind of calendar does a trombonist use for his gigs?
"Year-At-A-Glance."
How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a trombonist?
He doesn't know how to use the slide, and he can't swing.
What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone?
On or off.
It is difficult to trust anyone whose instrument changes shape as he plays it!
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